Girl Hack …

Here is an old “document” I stumbled across some time ago, and now I decided to post it :))
Author – Seth McGann
Date – 5/25/98


In this report I will attempt to quantify the personality traits of the troubled teen with
the intent of creating a psychological profile (or signature). The techniques used to
arrive at these conclusions are the same used by the FBI to profile unknown serial killers
to facilitate their capture. All the conclusions are based on real-life interviews, long
exposure to several people possessing the target personality, as well as some behavioral
psychology. This report is divided into a theory and a practice section as well as a small
section on exploitation. At the end of this report you should have all the information you
need to identify the personality type defined in this report and with practice should be
able to exploit the female for your enjoyment.


The personality we are defining is that of a troubled teen. Specifically, we seek female
teens from 12 to 18 years of age (possibly older) with severe unipolar depression. The
reason for this will become evident later. We also seek a highly extroverted personality
with little or no inhibitions. A side effect of this will be mild to severe hyperactivity,
which we must also look for. So, we desire a depressed, extroverted, hyperactive female.
Luckily, these traits go hand in hand. Additionally, the behavior associated with them is
easy to identify, even from a distance. In the next section, a behavioral profile will be
provided that can be used a template for this personality.


We begin our profile with an examination of the subject. This can be broken into several
pieces. As with any profile, not everything will be the same for every subject. The more
parts that fit, the better the chance of a match.

Examine the subjects head. Is her hair dyed? Does it show evidence of being dyed
multiple times? The more times the better. Next look at her ears. Multiple self-inflicted
piercings with strange studs should be evident. Also look for make-up. We want a purple
color scheme, though this may, or may not be evident. Also look for scarring, (white or red
lines). The more scarring the better.

Look closely at the subjects wrists and forearms. Search for evidence of scarring in these
locations. Heavy scarring on the wrists is an indication of attempted suicide (a plus for
us). Also look for names that have been carved into her skin. She may chose to hide her
names by carving them in hard to see places, so don’t be discouraged just yet. Another good
sign is burn marks. Be careful though, severe physical or sexual abuse will produce the
wrong type of personality, we want all the damage to be self-inflicted.

The overall female should be very thin most of the time, although obesity is a possibility
too. She will have used starvation as a means to attempt suicide in the past. We seek a
physically attractive female, so feel free to discard females that are disturbing to look

Now that we have screened for a female with the above physical characteristics we have to
take a look at her mind. Even here, observation is key. It will be easier to inventory her
mind if you try to start a conversation. The proper type will undoubtedly start the
conversation for you, and begin telling her life story, given a little prodding. Watch her
body language as she talks. She will subconsciously emphasize certain points, which we want
to know about. Here is what we are looking for:

The female will try to always be at the center of attention. Given the proper setting (a
house party, for instance) she will not hesitate to run around completely naked. This is a
very good sign as it requires a VERY uninhibited personality (even with large amounts of
alcohol). She will begin to talk to whoever is near her, and will continually steer the
conversation back to her. She will complain about her life, how bad her day was, and given
enough time she will drop important details. This release of information will happen
whether the subject is inebriated or not, the hallmark of this personality. Areas to
question the subject on are as follows:

The subject should use drugs heavily, if not now, in the past. She may have convictions and
be on probation for use and sale of marijuana. Generally, she will not use harder drugs
than pot, if anything else it will usually be “shrooms” or LSD. She will also use alcohol
heavily, generally in a social setting. All this drug use will generally take place with
her friends in a closed setting. Don’t expect to see this at bar or other open gathering.

Here is the most important section. If you’ve gotten this far everything here should fit
perfectly. She will have been treated for “depression” in the past, most likely with an
in-patient stay at a mental facility. The reason for her stay will be attempted suicide or
suicidal ideations (thinking about ending it). The methods she will use will not be
effective (like a shotgun blast to the head) but will be designed to attract attention.
Horizontal wrist slashing will bleed a lot, but is generally not fatal and can be repaired.
Overdosing on over the counter drugs, and consuming household cleaning products are also
popular. While these methods can work, the subject will call her friend and tell the friend
that she just tried to commit suicide. This leads to the hospital, a suicide watch, and
in-patient commitment. The subject will also be seeing a therapist. The reason for this is
that the medication she is taking requires monitoring by a psychiatrist. Popular brand
names are Prozac, Paxil, Zoloft, but they all are anti-depressants. Specifically they are
selective seritonin reuptake inhibitors, in other words they work by increasing the pool of
seritonin in the brain, thus reducing depression. She will most likely not be taking the
old school anti-depressants. These so called MAO inhibitors have so many side effects that
is usually prescribed when nothing else will work. She will also need something for that
hyperactivity, Ritalin being the drug of choice. To summarize: she is currently on
anti-depressants and is seeing a therapist due to depression and attempted suicide. If you
can come to this conclusion from your conversation, then you are in good shape.

The subject will have had a relatively sheltered childhood with in a small town. This can
vary actually, she may in fact live in a city and may have one or both parents, who can have
a varying amount of financial security. Obviously, you want to find a female with rich
parents. Something goes horribly wrong. The female will be rejected by her mother, who
will continually disapprove of everything she does. This will lead to continuos feelings of
rejection and anxiety. In an attempt to get attention she will latch on to anyone who
approves of her and soothes the pain in her mind. This is where the promiscuous sex comes
in. She uses sex as a tool to ease her mental pain, but this will not work. No matter how
much sex she has, how many boyfriends she gets, no matter how much she drinks, or smokes,
the underlying pain always comes back. She will do a good job covering it up, but she
overcompensates, leading to exaggerated reactions. If you spend enough time with the female
you will see that she does not deal well with change. Her personality will “break” for
awhile, during which you will be treated to fits of screaming and crying. During these
episodes the female will be feeling completely alone. If the episode last long enough she
will try to commit suicide. To her, physical pain is nothing compared to the mental torture
she has to endure. This also explains the need to carve her body, and do her own piercings.
The control she exerts on her body, and the pain she inflicts, gives her an escape. To
find out how closely the female fits in here requires good conversation skills. Watch her
body language and try to see what you can pick up. Chances are, all this will hit dead on.

She will have many friends and acquaintances. Her best friend will usually be fairly
normal, so it would be good for you to question her alone. Not to much in this area, take
mental notes about who she likes and dislikes, it will be useful in the future if you try to
start any sort of “relationship”.

The subject will almost always be bi-sexual. Depending on how much she likes you, she will
be willing to have a sex with you and two or more girls. In fact, your best bet for group
sex is with this personality type. The other partners will usually be her friends, or
someone she feels comfortable with. Due to the sensitive nature of this topic, you should
find a way to figure it out without direct questioning or until you’ve known the subject for

After you’ve done a satisfactory interview you will know whether you have found the right
person or not. If you are sure you have a proper personality fix you can move on to the
next section. Otherwise, try somebody else, in the next section we talk about ways to
increase your success.


To actually exploit this type of personality you must first find some candidate girls. Here
are some excellent locations:

Boarding Schools for Girls: Basically these are psychiatric facilities for rich girls. Try
and find a party near the school, chances are some of the most lucrative finds will show up.
If possible, through your own party (this is kind of extreme though).

Rural High Schools: Everyone knows people out in a rural setting have nothing to do. Use
this to your advantage by infiltrating the party scene. You will undoubtedly find several

Colleges: Less likely, due to the fact that someone as mentally disturbed as we want would
most likely not make it to college (though there are exceptions). Worth a try any ways.
Get into the party scene, go to bars around the college, frat parties are great, IF you can
get in.

Clubs and Bars: Everyone who goes to these are underage. Use this to your advantage.
Profiling is harder in this setting, but if your good you should have no problem.

What you do once you have found your target? Well, I’m sure you can figure it out.
Capitalize on the person for sex, money and drugs. The more involved you get with the one
girl, chances are you can get her friends too. One thing to keep in mind though, you will
either get a positive or negative reaction. Discard the person if she responds negatively.
If you really want a particular girl, you can try, but with this personality, there is an
immediate reaction. If the reaction is positive, your in with about 5 minutes effort.
Otherwise, it will take much, much longer. Don’t bother, find another one.


If you have completed this report you have all the necessary information to identify this
personality. Now all you need is practice, and lots of it. A disregard for ethics is also
helpful. In no time you should be getting more sex than you know what to do with.

Customize Your Ubuntu …

I’m posting this, mostly because some people showed interest in how do I customized my Ubuntu’s look and feel. So here we go … an image worths more than 1 million words … ha!

First take a look at the following screenshot.


Nice huh? If you liked what you have seen, then continue, else STOP reading now.

The background can be found here .

The theme is customized, so here are some screenshots:





Now a few words about the panel on the bottom. Well that’s not the Kiba dock, that’s just a normal dock. So here is an image on how to set that up to achieve the look and feel of the one in the screenshot.


The themes, etc. are from either Gnome Look or Gnome Art .

Enjoy indefinitely …. haha!

Easter Egg in Winamp 5.5

I did a search after I found this on Google and found nothing relevant, so maybe I’m the first one who discovered this. :))

To see the easter egg, start winamp, go to the “Preferences” then to “Modern Skins” and select the last tab which says “Current Skin”, then double click on the “Bento” text, BOOOM! there you have a nice “snake” like game :))

Enjoy, and have fun!!!

PS: be sure to eat all the Lamas !!! Haha!

Skype + Linux + Video = Love

A new Skype beta was released for Linux, which finally has Video support. I quickly grabbed and installed it on my Ubuntu system. It works perfectly with the integrated webcam in my toshiba sattelita a200 pro :))) I’m happy with it.

I guess this will be a major hit for aMSN, Pidgin, etc, because they all lack the Video support and isn’t planned in the near future for either of them.

Hip-Hip … Hoooraay! Go you Skype!

More Common Ubuntu 7.10 problem fixes :))

Today I found solutions to two other frequent problems with Ubuntu and newer laptops.

1). When the headphone jack is plugged in the sound doesn’t stops in the internal speakers.

– The workaround to this problem is the following:

– compiling the latest alsa-driver, alsa-lib, alsa-utils and alsa-firmwire

– try adding the “options snd-hda-intel model=lenovo” line to the end of the “/etc/modprobe.d/alsa_base” file.

– and after a restart it will work as expected, or very very close to that :))

2). Getting hardware acceleration enabled with the ‘problematic’ Geforce Go 7300.

– Well in this case we could go the hard way, and re-compile our kernel and nvidia module by ourself,etc — but there is a lot more simple solution, and it will work almost 100% guaranteed.

– All we need to do is to get “envy”. Debian/Ubuntu users just type in a terminal: “sudo apt-get install envy”.use

– Now that we have envy installed we switch to the “real terminal” by pressing Ctrl+Alt+F1, and kill the GDM.

– “sudo /etc/init.d/gdm stop”

– after this we call “envy -t”, and press 1. You may have to solve some dependecies manually if the “process halts”, but that’s piece of cake especially under Debian/Ubuntu, because the problems will be listed by “apt” 🙂

– repeat the previous step after you solved the dependencies, and let the “envy” do his job.

When “envy” done, will ask you if you wanna let him to modify the “xorg.conf” — answer yes to this question, then it will ask if you want to reboot — chose yes again.

Now, if everything worked well, you should get to the “login” screen. If anything goes wrong just copy back the backed up “xorg.conf” and restart just X or the whole machine.

How to check if we have 3D acceleration? Well that’s quite simple … in a terminal type: “glxinfo | grep -i “direct” ”

If you get “direct rendering: yes” then you can celebrate and you have 3D acceleration, if you get something else, then you may have to digg, and modify your xorg.conf, because there are big chances that the problem is in there.

Also to check the 3D in action, type “glxgears” in a terminal window. :)) Enjoy 🙂

Regarding to issue number two, I tried: Unreal Tournament 2003 (with all the details to maximum), OpenArena,Sauerbraten (a.k.a Cube2), just to name a few, and they all worked very very well 🙂

Wireless + Ubuntu 7.10 = love

As almost everyone around here, I was waiting for the new Ubuntu mostly because it promised improved wireless support. 7.04 haven’t even recognized my wireless card, after install, and also I had sound problems, though anything else seemed to work great.The 7.10 solved these right out of the box, but I still wasn’t able to connect via WPA-TKIP and WPA2-AES to my wireless Netgear router.

So, after a few days of digging and reading, I managed to make my wireless connection working. It’s not the most elegant solution, but for me it works, and that’s all what matters.
In this guide, I assume that your wireless card is recognized by Ubuntu, and it’s functional. In 7.10 you have the wpa_supplicant installed by default, so you won’t have to worry about it.
Here is with what I came up, and making my wireless working, exactly as it works under Windows.

  1. I removed the silly network-manager by typing “sudo apt-get remove network-manager” in a terminal.
  2. Now go to System->Administration->Networking, and make sure to fill the fields with the correct info, and enable the wireless connection.
  3. To make sure that everything is right, check your /etc/network/interfaces file. Open up the file by typing “gksudo gedit /etc/network/interfaces”.


iface wlan0 inet static
gateway <your router’s ip>
wpa-ap-scan 1
wpa-pairwise TKIP
wpa-group TKIP
wpa-psk <your long wpa key>
wpa-driver wext
wpa-key-mgmt WPA-PSK
wpa-proto WPA
wpa-ssid <your essid>

auto wlan0


iface wlan0 inet static
gateway <your router’s ip>
wpa-ap-scan 1
wpa-pairwise CCMP
wpa-group CCMP
wpa-psk <your long wpa key>
wpa-driver wext
wpa-key-mgmt WPA-PSK
wpa-proto WPA2
wpa-ssid <your essid>

auto wlan0

Make sure that these, are in the file, if not then add the lines, and save the file, then you can close the gedit window.
4. In a terminal type in the followings, exactly in this order:
“sudo killall wpa_supplicant” [enter]
“sudo /etc/init.d/networking stop” [enter]
“sudo /etc/init.d/networking start” [enter]

5. Now we should take a look at our connection status in the “Network Monitor” applet.
6. Finally we can do a “ping” right from the terminal.

So, by now we should have a working wireless connection, but if you will restart your PC, you will have to type in the commands from “section 4.”.
That’s really, really annoying, so here is the solution to get wireless at startup automatically.

Type in a terminal “sudo gedit /etc/init.d/wifi” and paste the followings in the file (basically our 3 commands):


#kill all wpa_supplicant instances
killall wpa_supplicant

#stop the network interfaces
/etc/init.d/networking stop

#start the network interfaces
/etc/init.d/networking start

Close the gedit window, and type “sudo chmod +x /etc/init.d/wifi” to make the script “executable”. When done, we must add it to be executed at every system
start-up as the last “thing”. :))

To do that type the following in a terminal window:

“sudo update-rc.d wifi defaults 99”

Later if you will like to disable this you have two choices:

1. “sudo update-rc.d -f wifi remove” OR
2. “sudo chmod -x /etc/init.d/wifi”

Too test out this, just restart your computer and you should have internet access right after boot-up, just like on a Wind0ze machine. Totally rad huh?

[Updates Sun Mar 30, 2008]

This “post” proven to be really popular, so here are a few updates, to make even more users happy 🙂

If you are getting your IP from your router automatically then you can replace this:

iface wlan0 inet static

with this

iface wlan0 inet dhcp

If you ping and you get no “reponse”, then it worth to check out your /etc/resolv.conf and make sure that it contains the following lines:

nameserver <your router’s ip>

You can edit / create this file by “sudo gedit /etc/resolv.conf”.

If it still doesn’t work, you may try changing “wlan0” to “wifi0″,”ath0” …

If you get disconnected you can always fire up a terminal and run “sudo /etc/init.d/wifi” to get your connection back, without any hassle …

Because the silly “network-manager” was removed you can add an “Network Monitor” to one of your Gnome Panels …

Also I’m thinking on coding a nice little GUI tool to do all this stuff, so stay tuned!

[Updates Sat Apr 26, 2008]

This works perfectly in the final release of Ubuntu 8.04 (Hardy Heron), just like Dave confirmed that it works with the beta.

[Updates Sat May 10, 2008]

The development of little GUI tool is on hold, eventually I will continue the development if there will be enough requests, but I seriously doubt it 🙂

Please feel free to post any comments/suggestions/experiences, etc. related to this. :))

Hottest Geek Chick ever …

No matter what she says, she’s still the hottest geek chick ever :))

Now that you watched the videos, I guess you fully agree with me … but there is one thing I don’t like about her? What’s that? Well, she likes to whisper lol …. :)))