Me, Myself and I

I love what I do because I do what I love.

Errmm … frustration

I have no idea why any of these doesn’t work … ???

icebreaker@Seth:~$ man woman
No manual entry for woman
icebreaker@Seth:~$ man girlfriend
No manual entry for girlfriend
icebreaker@Seth:~$ sudo dpkg -i girlfriend1.666a.deb
dpkg: error processing girlfriend1.666a.deb (–install):
cannot access archive: No such file or directory
Errors were encountered while processing:
girlfriend1.666a.deb
icebreaker@Seth:~$ sudo apt-get install girlfriend1.3d
Reading package lists… Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information… Done
E: Couldn’t find package girlfriend1.3d

The following doesn’t work either …

icebreaker@Seth:~/Desktop$ man god
No manual entry for god
icebreaker@Seth:~/Desktop$ mv god /dev/null
mv: cannot stat `god’: No such file or directory
icebreaker@Seth:~/Desktop$ cp god devil
cp: cannot stat `god’: No such file or directory
icebreaker@Seth:~/Desktop$ tar -cf god
tar: Cowardly refusing to create an empty archive
Try `tar –help’ or `tar –usage’ for more information.
icebreaker@Seth:~/Desktop$ man devil
No manual entry for devil
icebreaker@Seth:~/Desktop$ rm devil
rm: cannot remove `devil’: No such file or directory
icebreaker@Seth:~/Desktop$ tar -cf god devil
tar: devil: Cannot stat: No such file or directory
tar: Error exit delayed from previous errors

August 5, 2007 Posted by icebreaker | Linux, Open Source, Operating System, Ubuntu, humor | | No Comments